- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
- Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
- Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?
- Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
- Can you cry under water?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
- Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
- If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
- How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour”?
- Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
- Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why is bra singular and panties plural?
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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